According to Homeland Insecurity geeks.... having these materials makes you
a "national security threat".
FORBIDDEN MATERIALS
Phone calls are one thing, but what will Uncle want from us next? Perhaps you have materials and devices around your at home or school that might be used to make a nuclear bomb. Since it's all for "national security" so you won't mind giving up these things. A few of these forbidden materials are listed below, and why they can be harmful to "national security:"
* Aluminium pipes - These have caused problems in the past, when Iraq was accused of trying to buy them to hold uranium pellets. If you have a large pool at home, you might have a 10ft. pole made of aluminum with a large blunt hook on the end to pull people out that drown. You will have to dispose of that pole and fill in your pool. After all, you might get the idea to fill that aluminum pipe with uranium pellets you can't buy if you want to. But, "it's the thought that counts" so properly dispose of the pipe AND the pool. The pool must go too, since you'll no longer have a pole to pull out drowning family, friends and relatives.
* Vacuum pumps - Schools must immediately stop demonstrating various physics experiments, such as expanding balloons in bell jars. This is a serious security violation, since you might also have access to garage-sized centrifuges or other equipment to enrich uranium, which you cannot buy if you wanted to. These pumps are part of enrichment, too.
* Electric motors - these can be used to run pumps and centrifuges. If you have any motors in your possession, dispose of them immediately. This includes (but is not limited to) bulldozers, cranes, earth moving equipment, fans, air conditioners, refrigerators, freezers, washing machines, well pumps, dryers, dishwashers, garage door openers, computers, printers, wheel chairs, hair dryers, shavers, toys, drills, sanders, lathes, milling machines, jigsaws, bandsaws and routers to name a few. And let's not forget all your car(s) or truck(s). They have a plethora of electric motors. It's true that many of these motors are useless for uranium enrichment, but you must do your part for national security and dispose of all of them. That way, you can't be accused of a violation.
* Electricity - Absolutely essential to power uranium enrichment equipment. You'll have call the power company and have them disconnect your power from the pole - but only after you've finished reading this forbidden materials notice.
* Water - Required for various chemical processes to enrich uranium. Immediately go to your crawl space or basement and shut that off NOW, so you won't be tempted to use it to enrich uranium which might fall off a truck going by someday. Or perhaps an Abrahms' Tank with it's DU armor that *might* fall off a trailer and land in your yard. Tempt not they self. If you have disposed of your well pump as instructed above, then this problem is already taken care of. Hopefully you have a freshwater stream nearby in which to wash clothes, do dishes and to bathe in.
* Natural gas or propane - Heat is used in the uranium enrichment process. Since you're a flag-waving patriot and don't want to be labelled a "security risk," you'll turn your gas service off now and do without it.
* Tools - ALL tools of any kind. After all, even the most innocent tool might be used to build a uranium enrichment plant. When tools are out of sight, the idea of building a uranium enrichment plant will be out of mind. So be rid of them all.
* Scrap Iron - Useful to build pipe-work frames and tank supports for an enrichment plant. Turn that material in immediately (this doesn't refer to your car, because earlier you were instructed to destroy it since it contains electric motors.)
* Nuts and Bolts - This is self-explanatory. After all, you won't need these parts anymore. You were already instructed earlier to dispose of all your tools. Since you will have no way to tighten these items and no drill to drill holes to use them, they are now useless anyway.
* Synthetic clothing - Most clothing today is almost all made of synthetic materials. This material can be converted into explosives, so you will just have to wear a barrel. But not a wooden barrel, since that can be burned and might pose a hazard. It's true that steel 55 gallon drums are quite heavy even when empty, but you've have to manage. It's for the good of "national security." It's always a good idea to cut the bottom out of it first and grind off the sharp edges before getting into it.,
* Wire - You might be tempted to wire an enrichment plant with this. But disposing of this is easy for you now - since you've disconnected your electricity, you won't need wire anymore.
* Ammunition - You might be tempted to think about ways to take the gunpowder out of bullets to make an implosion devices for your enriched uranium, in the event you happen to acquire some uranium. Surprise! You can keep your bullets for now, since implosion devices require a high energy explosive that gunpowder simply cannot provide. However...the day is soon coming when having ammunition or firearms will be crime. Therefore, it's up to you when you want to dispose of these items.
* Toilets - A toilet might be crushed into powder and used as an abrasive to grind metals. You'll just have to do without one, and dig a hole in your backyard and hope for the best with regards to weather and privacy.
* Septic tanks and cess pools - The methane from these can be used to generate heat for the enrichment process. You'll have to empty it out and fill it in. See "Toilets" above for alternatives.
* Equipment from other countries - Don't buy anything from another country! If it contains traces of "almost weapons grade uranium" (which were probably put in that equipment) you'll be accused of enriching uranium. This can result in war being declared on you by another hypocrite country on the planet that already has nuclear bombs. That country has a three letter abbreviation that starts with "U" and ends with "A," but we won't use names here. It's leadership doesn't think anyone else on earth should have nuclear weapons, except them.
* Your home - the wood in your home might be re-used to build an enrichment plant, so you should move out of it immediately.
Now you can see why you can't own anything, anymore for the sake of "national security" - except that barrel you're wearing.
Ted Twietmeyer
www.data4science.net
Phone calls are one thing, but what will Uncle want from us next? Perhaps you have materials and devices around your at home or school that might be used to make a nuclear bomb. Since it's all for "national security" so you won't mind giving up these things. A few of these forbidden materials are listed below, and why they can be harmful to "national security:"
* Aluminium pipes - These have caused problems in the past, when Iraq was accused of trying to buy them to hold uranium pellets. If you have a large pool at home, you might have a 10ft. pole made of aluminum with a large blunt hook on the end to pull people out that drown. You will have to dispose of that pole and fill in your pool. After all, you might get the idea to fill that aluminum pipe with uranium pellets you can't buy if you want to. But, "it's the thought that counts" so properly dispose of the pipe AND the pool. The pool must go too, since you'll no longer have a pole to pull out drowning family, friends and relatives.
* Vacuum pumps - Schools must immediately stop demonstrating various physics experiments, such as expanding balloons in bell jars. This is a serious security violation, since you might also have access to garage-sized centrifuges or other equipment to enrich uranium, which you cannot buy if you wanted to. These pumps are part of enrichment, too.
* Electric motors - these can be used to run pumps and centrifuges. If you have any motors in your possession, dispose of them immediately. This includes (but is not limited to) bulldozers, cranes, earth moving equipment, fans, air conditioners, refrigerators, freezers, washing machines, well pumps, dryers, dishwashers, garage door openers, computers, printers, wheel chairs, hair dryers, shavers, toys, drills, sanders, lathes, milling machines, jigsaws, bandsaws and routers to name a few. And let's not forget all your car(s) or truck(s). They have a plethora of electric motors. It's true that many of these motors are useless for uranium enrichment, but you must do your part for national security and dispose of all of them. That way, you can't be accused of a violation.
* Electricity - Absolutely essential to power uranium enrichment equipment. You'll have call the power company and have them disconnect your power from the pole - but only after you've finished reading this forbidden materials notice.
* Water - Required for various chemical processes to enrich uranium. Immediately go to your crawl space or basement and shut that off NOW, so you won't be tempted to use it to enrich uranium which might fall off a truck going by someday. Or perhaps an Abrahms' Tank with it's DU armor that *might* fall off a trailer and land in your yard. Tempt not they self. If you have disposed of your well pump as instructed above, then this problem is already taken care of. Hopefully you have a freshwater stream nearby in which to wash clothes, do dishes and to bathe in.
* Natural gas or propane - Heat is used in the uranium enrichment process. Since you're a flag-waving patriot and don't want to be labelled a "security risk," you'll turn your gas service off now and do without it.
* Tools - ALL tools of any kind. After all, even the most innocent tool might be used to build a uranium enrichment plant. When tools are out of sight, the idea of building a uranium enrichment plant will be out of mind. So be rid of them all.
* Scrap Iron - Useful to build pipe-work frames and tank supports for an enrichment plant. Turn that material in immediately (this doesn't refer to your car, because earlier you were instructed to destroy it since it contains electric motors.)
* Nuts and Bolts - This is self-explanatory. After all, you won't need these parts anymore. You were already instructed earlier to dispose of all your tools. Since you will have no way to tighten these items and no drill to drill holes to use them, they are now useless anyway.
* Synthetic clothing - Most clothing today is almost all made of synthetic materials. This material can be converted into explosives, so you will just have to wear a barrel. But not a wooden barrel, since that can be burned and might pose a hazard. It's true that steel 55 gallon drums are quite heavy even when empty, but you've have to manage. It's for the good of "national security." It's always a good idea to cut the bottom out of it first and grind off the sharp edges before getting into it.,
* Wire - You might be tempted to wire an enrichment plant with this. But disposing of this is easy for you now - since you've disconnected your electricity, you won't need wire anymore.
* Ammunition - You might be tempted to think about ways to take the gunpowder out of bullets to make an implosion devices for your enriched uranium, in the event you happen to acquire some uranium. Surprise! You can keep your bullets for now, since implosion devices require a high energy explosive that gunpowder simply cannot provide. However...the day is soon coming when having ammunition or firearms will be crime. Therefore, it's up to you when you want to dispose of these items.
* Toilets - A toilet might be crushed into powder and used as an abrasive to grind metals. You'll just have to do without one, and dig a hole in your backyard and hope for the best with regards to weather and privacy.
* Septic tanks and cess pools - The methane from these can be used to generate heat for the enrichment process. You'll have to empty it out and fill it in. See "Toilets" above for alternatives.
* Equipment from other countries - Don't buy anything from another country! If it contains traces of "almost weapons grade uranium" (which were probably put in that equipment) you'll be accused of enriching uranium. This can result in war being declared on you by another hypocrite country on the planet that already has nuclear bombs. That country has a three letter abbreviation that starts with "U" and ends with "A," but we won't use names here. It's leadership doesn't think anyone else on earth should have nuclear weapons, except them.
* Your home - the wood in your home might be re-used to build an enrichment plant, so you should move out of it immediately.
Now you can see why you can't own anything, anymore for the sake of "national security" - except that barrel you're wearing.
Ted Twietmeyer
www.data4science.net